Ars Memorandi Mori

I met a girl. A give her an ample amount of time. That means I blog a bit less. Fear not, this thing is not dead, and nor am I. Quite the opposite, actually...

We fed ducks. I got lost. We looked for dinosaurs. She dropped a sandal in a pond. We assumed our murders would be on the news. We discussed religion. All in all, pretty good.

So, a few of you may know that I have recently ventured into the vast, terrifying world of online dating. So far, I have joined three different dating websites, paid for two in services, and have had no success. Whether it be matching me with people who reside in Russia, physically unattractive, or just plain creepy, I have become quite dismayed. Yet, I hit the lowest of the low, and posted a personal ad on craigslist.

In the last hour since the posting, I've received five emails from rather intriguing individuals, and rather attractive. Who knows? Maybe this is the beginning of a good thing.